“Hi, i don’t know why you won’t come see me or return my calls, i hope it wasn’t the witch stuff that scared you. all i was trying to say is that we were lovers in ancient egypt, and you are the reincarnate of the god of the underworld. as the reincarnation of the goddess of light, i have to kill you in this plane, to restore balance. that doesn’t mean i don’t still love you, i just have to do this to restore balance. if you already have a girlfriend or something, just tell me. i’ll call you later, bye.”
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